"And then God said unto John: "Come forth and thou shalt recieve eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster."
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
"Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose." -- Tom Krause
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret." -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" -- John Lennon
"I started out with nothing. I still have most of it." -- Michael Davis
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -- Stephen Wright
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Winston Churchill
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." -- Woody Allen
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -- Robert McCloskey
"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -- Oscar Wilde
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -- Mae West
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." -- Jack Handey
"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." -- Thomas Alva Edison
"Try and fail, but don't fail to try." -- Stephen Kaggwa
"I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Every goodbye is the birth of a memory." -- Dutch Proverb
"Don't be dismayed at goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet again and meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends." -- Richard Bach
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -- Dr. Seuss
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw
"For every dark night, there's a brighter day" -- Tupac Shakur
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow." -- Mary Anne Radmacher
"Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up." -- Tom Stoppard
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going." -- P. J. O'Rourke
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable." -- David Tyson Gentry
"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world." -- Brandi Snyder
"A grownup is a child with layers on." -- Woody Harrelson
"You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." -- Lao Tzu
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Who's the one to blame for this strain in my vocal chords?
Who can pen a hateful threat but can't hold a sword?
It's the same who complain about the global war
But can't overthrow the local joker that they voted for
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -- Douglas Adams
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
"Damn, woman! I've deflowered babies that complained less." - Frank de Waard
"Is that a sun tan or did you just wipe shit all over yourself?" - Frank de Waard
"I'm not trying to justify sodomizing a five year old, but that bitch had it coming." - Frank de Waard
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
"Niets kan onze gezondheid en het voortbestaan van het leven op aarde zoveel helpen als de evolutie naar een vegetarische levenswijze." - Albert Einstein
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Volgens mij kon Einstein helemaal geen Nederlands.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.. pretty standard, really.
"Nichts wird die Gesundheit des Menschen und die Chancen auf ein Überleben auf der Erde so steigern wie der Schritt zur vegetarischen Ernährung." - Albert Einstein
I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home