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Wyvern

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Vaatwasser

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16-09-2007 23:43:25
En wat er onderaan mijn studieplanner voor wiskunde staat...

"If problems are caused by knowledge, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
Sylvannes

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Lex Aeterna

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17-09-2007 00:14:46
Al het bovenstaande is added, behalve de hartjes.

Als jullie verder nog quotes hebben zie ik ze het liefst in het onderstaande format, anders is het voor mij zo vervelend om alls te formatten.

SagaLhan schreef:
Format:

"Quote hier. -Quote Gozer"

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Who's the one to blame for this strain in my vocal chords?
Who can pen a hateful threat but can't hold a sword?
It's the same who complain about the global war
But can't overthrow the local joker that they voted for
Snorro

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dfSAambuce!!

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17-09-2007 16:58:58
"Ik ben lui. -Silvan van Veen"


I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Chris

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frikandel

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17-09-2007 22:19:14
16:44:19 Kawaiii: "Ninja's and Pirates agree: Cowboys suck"

Die vond ik wel leuk eigenlijk.
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18-09-2007 12:30:47
"Have you ever googled your own name? It's like a box of devils that must be sealed and never opened again. - Armando Iannucci"

"Prostitutes go to heaven. It's their clients that go to hell. - David Lachappelle"

"All spelling mistakes are left in, for those people who feel the need to correct them, so that their lives seem meaningful."

"Waar geen wil is, ben ik weg."

"Als ik een olifant was, kon ik rond en dik zijn zonder dat mensen mij telkens op dat feit wilden wijzen."

"Hoe meer je plant, hoe meer er bij de planning fout kan gaan."

"Komt een pyromaan langs een wegrestaurant,... weg restaurant!"

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"Gelukkig zijn is zoveel makkelijker dan het worden."



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dfSAambuce!!

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18-09-2007 12:52:13
"Protitued go to heaven. ??? Wat zijn Protitued?

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Chris

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frikandel

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18-09-2007 12:57:30
Suraido schreef:
"Protitued go to heaven. ??? Wat zijn Protitued?


"All spelling mistakes are left in, for those people who feel the need to correct them, so that their lives seem meaningful."

x)
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dfSAambuce!!

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18-09-2007 13:00:49
Chris schreef:
Suraido schreef:
"Protitued go to heaven. ??? Wat zijn Protitued?


"All spelling mistakes are left in, for those people who feel the need to correct them, so that their lives seem meaningful."

x)

"Chris is een modelstudent"



I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Gilletje

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Former fanboii

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21-09-2007 15:42:50
Suraido schreef:
Chris schreef:
Suraido schreef:
"Protitued go to heaven. ??? Wat zijn Protitued?


"All spelling mistakes are left in, for those people who feel the need to correct them, so that their lives seem meaningful."

x)

"Chris is een modelstudent"




Die is geweldig
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frikandel

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21-09-2007 15:56:00
Nee die is leugen.
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21-09-2007 15:57:01
Chris schreef:
Nee die is leugen.
Maar wel geweldig
Chris

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frikandel

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21-09-2007 15:58:13
Ja fantastisch, hilarisch.
Sylvannes

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Lex Aeterna

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21-09-2007 19:20:35
=o

User posted image
Who's the one to blame for this strain in my vocal chords?
Who can pen a hateful threat but can't hold a sword?
It's the same who complain about the global war
But can't overthrow the local joker that they voted for
Mirielle

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Kitty nooo

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22-09-2007 12:41:43
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. -R. D. Laing"

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. -Sharon Stone"

"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. -Friedrich Nietzsche"

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -Billy Crystal"

"No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry."

"A man is a God in ruins. -Ralph Waldo Emerson"

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. -Aristotle"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. -Henry Kissinger"

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. -P. J. O'Rourke"

"Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception. -Alan Bennett"

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. -Plato"

"We must not make a scarecrow of the law, / Setting it up to fear the birds of prey, / And let it keep one shape, till custom make it. / Their perch and not their terror. -William Shakespeare"

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. -H. P. Lovecraft"
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dfSAambuce!!

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22-09-2007 13:04:11
Mirielle schreef:
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. -R. D. Laing"

wat een vrolijke quote

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Mirielle

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Kitty nooo

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23-09-2007 22:18:15
"You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."

"I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -Mohandas Gandhi"

"God favors no group. Only religions do that."

"If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for them Mexicans. -Texas politician"

"To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. -Confucius"

"Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth. -Jean Paul Sartre"

"It is hard to free fools from chains they revere. -Voltaire"

"The wise man will love; all others will desire. -Afranius"


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dfSAambuce!!

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24-09-2007 00:46:59
"Wise men wonder, while strong men die -Benjamin Burnley"

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Litania

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25-09-2007 21:33:23
"Laziness is nothing more than a habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)"
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dfSAambuce!!

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25-09-2007 21:35:18
Geboorte en sterfte datum zijn toch niet echt nodig lijkt mij?

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Chris

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frikandel

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25-09-2007 22:00:55
Kan soms ook wel nuttig zijn eigenlijk dat je weet uit welke tijd de quote komt.

Maar bij sommigen is het weer helemaal niet nodig.
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