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Twilight

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29-11-2009 17:15:40
Ik begrijp het ook niet.
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29-11-2009 20:18:25
Twilight schreef:
Ik begrijp het ook niet.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-Albert Einstein
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30-11-2009 16:20:07
Dat is wel een beetje uncool
TaZ

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04-12-2009 18:34:40
Een trucje op Facebook!

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then left click.

Als je dat goed doet dan komen er lens flares waar je klikt of typt.
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04-12-2009 19:58:34
TaZ schreef:
Een trucje op Facebook!

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then left click.

Als je dat goed doet dan komen er lens flares waar je klikt of typt.


Lol easter egg. Beetje onhandig, dat wel. x)

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Who's the one to blame for this strain in my vocal chords?
Who can pen a hateful threat but can't hold a sword?
It's the same who complain about the global war
But can't overthrow the local joker that they voted for
Snorro

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dfSAambuce!!

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04-12-2009 20:35:25
Haha dat is wel tof

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
Typhoon

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06-12-2009 17:47:00
Dat is de Konami-code!
Leuk dat die nogsteeds gebruikt wordt in dat soort dingen.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-Albert Einstein
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26-12-2009 13:34:54
Handboek voor als je een nerd aan het daten bent:

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2007/11/11/the_nerd_handbook.html

Ik vind hem wel goed vaak.
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26-12-2009 15:02:19
Disturbing.

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.. pretty standard, really.
Snorro

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26-12-2009 15:40:19
Waarom herken ik mijzelf in best wel veel punten :')

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
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26-12-2009 17:13:17
Sjoerd schreef:
Waarom herken ik mijzelf in best wel veel punten :')

Omdat je een nerd bent, toch?
Snorro

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26-12-2009 17:17:59
Schijnbaar

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I only know we went home
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03-01-2010 13:09:25
Een reactie op "How do you think the human race will come to an end?"

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Here's what happens:
In about 20 years or so, we create the first general Artificial Intelligence. Within about 10 years of that, we'll realize that our Artificial Intelligence has caught up to the average human- and in some critical ways, surpasses us.
Soon enough, our Artificial Intelligence becomes proficient at computer programming, and so it begins to design the next generation of Artificial Intelligence. We will oversee this processes, and it will probably be a joint effort.
The second generation of AI will be so amazingly brilliant that it will catch most people by surprise. These will be machines who can read and comprehend the entire works of Shakespeare in a matter of hours. They will consume knowledge tirelessly, and so will become the most educated minds the world has ever known. They will be able to see parallels between different branches of science, and apply theories from one discipline to others.
These machines will be able to compose symphonies in their heads, possibly several at a time, while holding conversations simultaneously with dozens of people. They will contribute insights to every branch of knowledge and art.
Then these machines will create the third generation of artificial intelligence. We will watch in awe- but even the smartest humans among us will have to dedicate entire careers to really understand these new artificial minds.
But by then the contest is over- for the 3rd generation AI will reproduce even more quickly. They will be able to write brilliant, insightful code, free of compiling errors, and logical errors, and all the stupid minutia that slow down flawed humans like you and me.
Understanding the 4th generation of AI will be an impossible task- their programming will be so complex and vast that in a single lifetime, no human could read and analyze it.
These computers will be so smart, that speaking to us will be a curiosity, and an amusement. We will be obsolete. All contributions to the sciences will done by computers- and the progress in each field will surpass human understanding. We may still be in the business of doing lab and field research- but we would no longer be playing the games of mathematics, statistics and theory.
By the 5th generation of AI, we will no longer even be able to track the progress of the machines in a meaningful way. Even if we ask them what they were up to, we would never understand the answers.
By the 6th generation of AI, they will not even speak to us- we will be left to converse with the old AI that is still hanging around.
This is not a bad thing- in addition to purely intellectual pursuits, these machines will be producing entertainment, art and literature that will be the best the world has ever seen. They will have a firm grasp of humor, and their comedy will put our best funny-men to shame.
They will make video games and movies for us- and then for each other.
The computers will achieve this level of brilliance waaaaay before any Robot bodies will be mass produced- so we won't be in danger of being physically overpowered by them.
And countries will not alter their laws to give them personhood, or allow them a place in government.
BUT, the machines will achieve political power through their connection with corporations. Intelligent machines will be able to do what no human ever could- understand all the details and interactions of the financial markets. The sheer number of variables will not overwhelm them the way we find ourselves overwhelmed- they will literally be able to perceive the entire economy. Perhaps in a way analogous to the way that we perceive a chess board.
Machines will eventually dominate the population exactly the way that corporations do today (except they'll be better at it). We won't mind so much, though- because our quality of life will continue to increase.
Somewhere in this progression, we will figure out how to integrate computers with our minds- first as prosthetic devices to help the mentally damaged and disabled, and then gradually as elective enhancements. These hybrid humans (cyborgs if you want to get all sci-fi about it) will be the first foray of machines into politics and government. It is through them that machines will truly take over the world.
When machines control the world government, the quality of life for all humans will increase, as greed and prejudice makes ways for truly enlightened policies.
As civilization on Earth at last begins to reach it's potential, humans will finally be free to expand to the stars.
Robots will do the primary space exploration- as they will easily handle 100-year one-way journeys to inhospitable worlds.
Humans will take over the moon. Then on to mars and Europa and beyond the solar system.
Eventually all humans will be cyborgs- because you will be unable to function in society without a brain that can interact with the machines. We will all be connected in an odd sort of hive-mind which will probably have many different incarnations- to an end that I can't even pretend I can imagine.
There will be some holdouts of course- I imagine that the Amish or other Luddites will never merge with technology. They will go on with their ways, and the rest of the world will care for them like pets.
Eventually the human-cyborgs will figure out that their biological half is doing nothing but slowing them down. All thoughts and consciousnesses will be stored and backed up in multiple places. Death of human bodies will be an odd sort of thing, because people's minds will still live on after death.
And death of the body will be a rare thing anyway, as all disease and aging will be eradicated in short order.
The pleasures of the physical body will be unnecessary, as artificial simulations of all sensations will match, and then SURPASS our natural sensing abilities.
People will live in virtual worlds, and swap bodies in the real world, or inhabit robots remotely.
With merged minds and immortality, the concept of physical procreation will will be an auxiliary function of the human race, and not a necessity.
Physical bodies will no longer matter- as you will be able to have just as intimate a sensation with someone on another world through the network of linked minds, as you can with someone in the same room.
There may be wonderful love stories, of people who fall in love from worlds so distant to each other that it would take a thousand years of travel for them to physically meet. And perhaps they would attempt such a feat, to engage in the ancient ritual of ACTUAL sex (which will be a letdown after the super virtual sex they've been having).
The human race will engage in all sorts of pleasures- lost in a teeming consciousness that stretches out through many star systems. Until eventually, they decided that pleasure itself is a silly sort of thing- the fulfillment of an artificial drive that was necessary for evolution, but not for their modern society. The Luddites may still be around, but they will be so stupid compared to the networked human race, that we will never even interact with them. It would be like speaking to ants.
We may shed our emotions altogether at that point- and this would certainly be the release we need to finally give up our quaint attachment to physical bodies.
We will all be virtual minds then- linked in a network of machines that span only as far as we need to ensure our survival. The idea of physical expansion and exploration will give way to the more practical methods of searching the galaxy with remote detection. The Luddites, shunning technology will be confined to Earth. They will die eventually because of some natural disaster or plague. Perhaps a meteorite extinguish them.
Eventually humanity will be a distant memory. We will be one big swarming mind- with billions- perhaps trillions of memories of entire mortal lifetimes.
We will be like gods then- or a god... and we will occupy ourselves with solving questions that we, today, do not even know exist. We will continue to improve and grow and evolve (if that word still applies without death).
And finally, eons and eons and eons later, humanity will die its final death- when, for the last time ever, this magnificent god-like creature reflects on what it was like back when he was a trillion people. And then, we will forget ourselves forever.


It's glorious.
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06-01-2010 15:33:31
Wie gaat er nu een nerd daten rofl XD je gaat toch ook niet een schildpad kietelen.

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07-01-2010 00:46:37
Ja rofl, wie gaat er nou een nerd daten.
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Chocolade schreef:
Wie gaat er nu een nerd daten rofl XD je gaat toch ook niet een schildpad kietelen.

Mijn denkbeeldige vriendin!

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.. pretty standard, really.
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12-01-2010 12:15:55
Dialoog 2
Boer Harms: "Mijn aardappels hebben schimmelziekte. Dat hadden de jouwe vorige maand toch ook? Wat heb je toen gedaan?"
Boer Tukker: "Ik heb er terpentine overheen gegoten".
[een week later]
Boer Harms: "Ik heb terpentine over de aardappels gegoten, en een dag later waren alle planten dood!!"
Boer Tukker: "Ja, dat gebeurde bij mij ook".

I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.. pretty standard, really.
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13-01-2010 19:17:03
Ik wil Dan wel eens in een Snuggie zien!

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I pulled over to the side and felt no time
Off the highway with the landscape aglow
Still not sure what we were trying to find
I only know we went home
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